GUESS WHO IS GETTING PIZZA

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"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty."Winston Churchill (via happiness-should-be-shared)

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seedy:

THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER THAT IT IS NOT A SIN TO LOVE YOURSELF AND ANYONE WHO SHITS ON YOU FOR HAVING SELF ESTEEM IS TRASH

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kickingcones:

You are pi. You really are.

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

619,353 notes - 24 minutes ago

jaclcfrost:

don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck

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